I Had a Dream
Last night I dreamt that Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California!?!? You know Arnold? Former Mr. Universe, action film hero, terminal groper, friend of Kenneth Lay. You know California? 32 million people, 5th largest economy in the world, generally a pretty liberal bunch. Imagine if that really happened. It surely would have been the zenith of the style over substance culture in which we're apparently living. I mean seriously ... what the hell would Arnold actually DO as governor of California? Thank God it was just a dream.